suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

alienroommate:

dnnisrynolds:

moodboard 2016

me trying to make any decision

portraits-of-america:

She wants to be a fashion designer, doctor, firefighter, and wants to “put handcuffs on people who’re stealing.”

copperbadge:

consolecadet:

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

NEVER BEFORE HAS THERE BEEN A POST SO CLEARLY ABOUT ME

asvprock:

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

memeufacturing:

straight people: that relatable feeling when you want to literally murder your spouse xD
me, a normal person: ???

v3n:

turmpo:

v3n:

turmpo:

oldmidimageviewer1994:

v3n:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

hey.

uhhh

did you hear about the guy who lost his

fuck. wait hold on

yeah okay i got it

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

is he okay

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

how is his condition

he is all rifght

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

thanmks

can you bold the thanks for me too

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

fuck you

fuck you as well

thanmks does this help

fuck you as well

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

that

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

tha

in-vagina-we-thrust:

Flagrant as hell lmaooo

taryndraws:

Moon staff witch!